On Weekend Edition on Sunday, July 18, commentator Daniel Shorr spoke of the sameness of the news lately. He offered a fill-in-the-blanks version of current headlines. To honor his commentary, I have re-created his do-it-yourself news using HTML forms…
number of people were killed today in in .
Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, having been condemned by both the international court and his own Supreme Court, announces that he will start immediately .
President Bush has again denied that his administration cooked the books to justify the invasion of Iraq. He spoke in response to a book by .
Conservative Republicans announced today that they would not give up their fight for a Constitutional ban on same-sex marriages. They predicted that Congress would act by in time to make it an election issue.
New economic figures out today showed according to a spokesman.
Well-informed sources say that Secretary of State Colin Powell resign at the end of President Bush’s current term.
Vice President Cheney, in a moment of anger, called Senator Edwards a