I’ve spent the past two Fridays sitting in doctors’ offices. Last week it was the top of my head. This week, it’s the bottom of my feet. From what we can determine, the rounds of antibiotics combined with other drugs I take have brought on an acute case of gout. Gout – the word brings … Read More “De Agony of De Feet” »
Author: Tom
Back at work… So, what happened to your head? Responses (depending on mood and audience)… Meteors Rugburns Forgot to wear my hat in a hailstorm I decided to have the horns removed I installed cranial ports I’m having the halo adjusted Lobotomy
I was scanning radio channels on my short wave radio the other day and came across an interesting right-wing rant against environmentalism. First, the comentator refered to environmentalists as "greenies", "..that’s what we call them..," he stated. The pamphlet he was promoting on air tries to show that the concept of global warming is actually … Read More “Environmental Religion” »
This weekend markes the 50th Anniversary of the Frisbee. In 1957 Whamm-o renamed it’s Pluto Platter the Frisbee, in honor of the Frisbie Pie Company of Connecticutt. I guess I’ll have to go play a round of disc golf sometime today.
Like George W. Bush, I have a hole in my head. And like Al Gore, I have an inconvenient tooth. This week certainly didn’t turn out like I thought it was. Wednesday morning was spent in a dentist chair for a deep cleaning – loads of fun. All of Friday morning was spent removing a … Read More “Healthcare and Politics” »
There’s a new matchmaker website and service making the rounds of cable TV. Chemistry.com (nope, no hyperlink) purports to match more people with their "soulmates" than eHarmony.com. Of course, when we saw this, Laura was outraged. She couldn’t believe that the American Chemical Society hadn’t snapped up the chemistry.com domain name. This led to a … Read More “It’s Chemistry” »
I got the following e-mail today… I’m thinking about leaving Xxxxxxxxx School District. Do any of you have positions available using the xxxxxx software system? If you haven’t guessed, this was sent to a state-wide listserv. It’s also tantamount to professional suicide. I don’t think I would have sent something like this out unless I … Read More “Professional Suicide” »
All work in our office stops when there is A) a baby present B) food available, or C) a cute animal. In this case it was a not-so-cute animal. At least, not-so-cute to some. I think this little Black Racer has cute blue eyes. In cliche’ fashion, all of the women in the office … Read More “Terror in the Office” »
The first thing I noticed were the pipes… Then there was the equipment parked across from my house… And finally, there were the markings all up and down the street, and leading into my yard… I do wish the city-county-whatever would let us in on what’s going on. On another note, a second house … Read More “Ominous Signs” »
CAUTION: Overly broad generalizations ahead. Today I caught myself using a double-standard. As we were having lunch today, a family came into the restaurant wearing clothing that marked them as being of some evangelical brand of Christianity. If the ultraconservative ankle-length dresses and lime-green sport coat weren’t enough, then the large leather thumpable Bible was … Read More “Worldlier Than Thou” »