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God Hates Shrimp

Posted on September 17, 2005 By Tom No Comments on God Hates Shrimp
Miscellaneous, Religion

So now we REALLY know why God sent Katrina to destroy New Orleans.  It wasn’t because of Southern Decadence or any other form of partying. It was because of their penchant for shrimp and crawdads…

Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

It seems that GodHatesShrimp.com is not alone in their insistence that the true believers must believe and obey every word of the Bible.  I found the image below on the True Christian Church of Christ website.  I haven’t figured out if this guy is for real, or if it’s a parady site similar to Landover.


 

 I guess Maine’s next.

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